Definitions by Way More Awesomer

Boiled Owl 

Slang term referring to women aged 65+. Generally used after
the "Silver Back" stage. So called due to the prominence of
wrinkles resembling an owl which has been boiled. Still doable.

So, the timeline is:

Cougar (40-50), Silver Back (50-65), Boiled Owl (65+)

I'd do her even though she's a boiled owl.

Boiled Owl by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

wacked 

To get fired or layed off from your job.

Did you hear? Debra got wacked today.

wacked by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008

showing the monkey who's boss 

masturbation for men and women

monkey = genitals

I was showing the monkey who's boss when my mom walked in.

showing the monkey who's boss by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008