Definitions by Warhammer Nerd
Waaagh
The holy ideal of Warhammer Orcs. Believed to be a corruption of "War." Often chanted loudly, so as to frighten enemies.
Waaagh by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004
Mork
The known warhammer gods are: Gork, an Orcish warrior god; Mork, another Orc deity; Nurgle, lord of decay; Slaanesh, seductive prince of Chaos; Khorne, The Bloodletter; and Tzeentch, god of chaotic change.
Mork by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004
Gork
"Me'z der messag.. mesang.. TALKER of Gork 'n Mork. Mi'z arsho a sharman. Me'zh a gort er Big stikk, and, er, mezha gonna blurgeon any ladz 'n boyz 'n gobbos 'n stunties 'n tings, dart don't like Gork 'n Mork."
Gork by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004
Squig
"Part flesh, part fungus, but mostly teeth and claws." An odd, bipedal, slimey (and very toothy) creature that Warhammer Night Goblins keep for
a. An excelent distraction to opposing armies. As an added bonus, they are more than slightly unnerving.
b. An important food staple (along with fungi {not forgetting the infamous mad cap mushroom and bits of each other).
a. An excelent distraction to opposing armies. As an added bonus, they are more than slightly unnerving.
b. An important food staple (along with fungi {not forgetting the infamous mad cap mushroom and bits of each other).
"M'lord, they apear to be bouncing balls... A gigantic bouncing ball - like the children's toy? They're getting closer an- Waaaaargh."
Squig by Warhammer Nerd March 24, 2004
Mad Cap Mushroom
A mushroom cultivated by Night Goblins, which, when brewed into a beer, is one of the most intoxicating subtances not known to man. The beer is often force-fed to unfortunate gobbos 3-4 hours before a battle. He is then given a huge ball on the end of a chain. His mates than hold on VERY tightly to him (sitting on the gobbo when required. They know that if he starts swinging that ball ANYWHERE near them, they're going to meet Gork (and possibly Mork). When the unfortunate enemy aproaches, he is given a push in their general direction, and the best is hoped for.
Mad Cap Mushroom by Warhammer Nerd March 24, 2004