Wang P. Freely's definitions

Dell

The black box that is placed besides or on the top of a desk. Has an easy-access case, for the many times replacements parts will be required. Filled with hardware that does not necessarily do anything and software not worth a dime. Unmatched tech support; you're gonna need it. Makes for a wonderful conversation piece.

A computer for $600?! It just has to be good!!!

by Wang P. Freely April 7, 2003

Chicken W.

Another name for a college professor, in computer science, that shouldn't be teaching.

"Printing web pages with black backgrounds will waste ink", said Chicken W.

by Wang P. Freely June 3, 2003

shih factor

An annoyance unlike any other. A subtle humming noise with short hair.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003

option explicit

The development crutch. Downfall of computer programming as we know it.

"You didnt use Option Explicit did you?" said the dildo as he was being all stroky.

by Wang P. Freely April 4, 2003