Definitions by Wandering Mark

Artini

Past tense- Artini'd

The act of switching office buildings and having your cozy office ripped from your grasp, forcing you to use a meager cubicle

You're not going to request a office change? Dawg you're going to get artini'd !

Artini by Wandering Mark July 2, 2024

Artini

Past tense- Artini'd

The act of switching office buildings and realizing someone has taken your requested space by force, leaving you in a meager cubicle.

You're not going to put in a request? Dawg you'll be artini'd in a week!

Artini by Wandering Mark July 2, 2024

Supercuts 

A relatively cheap way to get a haircut but regret it as they did a bad job;When they actually fuck your hair up.

“ Nate Trow, you went to Supercuts? They actually fucked you up!”

Supercuts by Wandering Mark January 29, 2018