3 definition by Walter Pigeon

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Any simpleton that uses or posts on Twitter
This twit wit at the office was going on about an NHL tweet
by Walter Pigeon June 09, 2009

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Allowing an event or comment to simmer under your skin until you erupt and flip out
"I did a slow burn in the check out lane while this lowlife was trying to pay with food stamps."
by Walter Pigeon December 11, 2008

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Taking a header or fall (possibly a suicide attempt) from a bridge span or other elevated structure. Coined for the name of the first guy that jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Woah... Dude, some guy just took a Brody off the 8th Steet bridge.
by Walter Pigeon January 22, 2009

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