Definitions by Wallis and Futuna Islands

lea de mae 

goddamn hottest pornstar ever she's so hot the goddam is she hot or what just look at her!!!

I beat off to Lea De Mae fourteen times this week, and it's only tuesday!

lea de mae by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

dumpypenis 

when your penis has been worn out from too much fucking or beating off

man, i can't go out tonight, i have dumpypenis!

dumpypenis by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

cuddlefuck by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

wallis and futuna islands 

the best islands ever, and lexicographing geniuses at that!

boy, i sure wish i could be the wallis and futuna islands, they rule my world!

wallis and futuna islands by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

frumfy

little spock with floofy frumpers

boy, that acid left me feeling really frumfy today. I'd better go shopping for cheese soon.

frumfy by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

I am Ready For Hot Lovin' 

this means that you should come over, for the lovin' will surely be hot and of much peasure to be had.

hey baby, stop that coolik and come on over i'm ready for hot lovin now not when youre done with the coolik!!

I am Ready For Hot Lovin' by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

slod-pocket 

a pocket fulled with the mighty Slod, of the north islands

man, that sure is one mean batch of slod-pocket we got back in the north islands!

slod-pocket by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003