shit-fucker

a shit-fucker is someone who fucks shit. they get some shit and they fuck it.

look at that shit-fucker, over there fucking that shit. man, he's really fucking the shit out of that shit!

oh gosh, that's gross, he's actually fucking the shit, and not just fucking it, but fucking it up the ass!

by wallis and futuna islands October 01, 2007

Urethritis

any inflammation of the urethra, usually do to some sort of infection, often by an STD.

it hurts when i pee due to my urethritis.

by wallis and futuna islands October 21, 2003

wallis and futuna islands

the best islands ever, and lexicographing geniuses at that!

boy, i sure wish i could be the wallis and futuna islands, they rule my world!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

FUNNY NEGRO

this is a negro who is the funny funnyiest negro i like the funny negroes

who is the funny negro in your life? is it Laniqua? is it Tyrell? is it te negro on teh block? who is your favoriet funny negro please tell me NOW TELL ME NOW BEFORE I SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF!!

by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

happy vagina

this is a vaginea that is really really happy, like as if it was getting the hot sex or a new pair of shoes!

i broughtr my girlfrind over and she had a happy vagina when we had sex due to my penis it was a joyful occasion

by wallis and futuna islands September 13, 2006

my hairy balls

they are my balls, and they are hairy

i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls

by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005