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Ben Harris

Ben Harris is a midget cunt who is addicted with Ryan Bowen. If he is given a briefcase and is wearing a blazer he looks like Will from The Inbetweeners. He is addicted to shitty games such as: Five NIghts At Freddys, he believes these games are real and often makes references that no one even understands or gives a flying fuck about. He makes several suicide jokes a day and I often want him to just do it. Ben Harris has a solid relationship with Vince Harris, they often engage in sexual interaction and has floated the idea of a threesome with a man named Neil Bowen (His best friend Ryan Bowens dad) He will often violently assault Religious Studies teachers.
Ben Harris is a fucking gimp.
Ben Harris by Wagwan Whitmore September 25, 2018