Wade-o-matic's definitions

Crinkleroot

A limp or flaccid penis, due to impotence.

I was with this hot chick last night, but I couldn't bone her because I had a bad case of Crinkleroot...

by Wade-o-matic April 23, 2010

Dixadrill

Dixadrill is a brand new pharmaceutical that helps men deal with the common problem of impotency, otherwise known as Crinkleroot.

My Dixadrill has done wonders to cure my Crinkleroot! My wife has never been happier.

by Wade-o-matic August 13, 2010