Definitions by WHIZ WIT

Phil Collins 

Phil "Philadelphia" Collins is a motel manager, taxi cab driver, and trout salesman from the Trailer Park Boys. He frequents Sunnyvale Trailer Park and eventually moves in using Sam Lasco's old camper. He's known for his loud, obnoxious burps and getting angry when people stare at his huge gut.

Lahey: Let me guess- one of them was wearing thick glasses, one of them was extra stupid, and the other was wearing a sexy black shirt holding a drink in his hand.

Phil Collins: That's right. You know them?

Lahey: Let's just say I wouldn't expect to get paid today, bud.

Phil Collins by WHIZ WIT December 9, 2009

Shit Hawk 

A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.

Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.

Shit Hawk by WHIZ WIT December 8, 2009

Geflato 

Don Vito West Chester Fat Boy speak. Has no direct translation into the English language.

"GEFLATO uggum my ass!"

Geflato by WHIZ WIT December 7, 2009