W. H. Wallace's definitions

Alabama Attitude Adjustment

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.

After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.

by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007

gonasyphaherpaclamidiaids

Noun referring to several diseases contracted by the same person.

Dawn was having problems finding a mate due to her gonasyphaherpaclamidiaids

by W. H. Wallace November 9, 2007

Texas Turd

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.

George W. Bush is a Texas turd.

by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007