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Definitions by W. H. Wallace

gonasyphaherpaclamidiaids 

Noun referring to several diseases contracted by the same person.
Dawn was having problems finding a mate due to her gonasyphaherpaclamidiaids

Alabama Attitude Adjustment 

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.
After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.

Texas Turd 

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.
George W. Bush is a Texas turd.
Texas Turd by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007