Definitions by W. H. Wallace

gonasyphaherpaclamidiaids 

Noun referring to several diseases contracted by the same person.

Dawn was having problems finding a mate due to her gonasyphaherpaclamidiaids

gonasyphaherpaclamidiaids by W. H. Wallace November 9, 2007

Alabama Attitude Adjustment 

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.

After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.

Alabama Attitude Adjustment by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007

Texas Turd 

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.

George W. Bush is a Texas turd.

Texas Turd by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007