Von Chickenfoot's definitions

Schmigma

Is the cheesy white substance that forms behind the head of penis when not kept clean. This condition is more common in uncircumcised men. Other known names are; head cheese and fromunda cheese.

No one likes schmigma for breakfast.

by Von Chickenfoot October 12, 2020

Zoidberging

When her meat curtains flutter whilst in the act of flatulating.

Crack a window shes zoidberging!

by Von Chickenfoot July 17, 2017

Fortune cookie

Sexual position for females or males

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.

by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017