Definitions by Von Chickenfoot

Schmigma 

Is the cheesy white substance that forms behind the head of penis when not kept clean. This condition is more common in uncircumcised men. Other known names are; head cheese and fromunda cheese.

No one likes schmigma for breakfast.

Schmigma by Von Chickenfoot October 12, 2020

Zoidberging 

When her meat curtains flutter whilst in the act of flatulating.

Crack a window shes zoidberging!

Zoidberging by Von Chickenfoot July 17, 2017

Fortune cookie 

Sexual position for females or males

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.

Fortune cookie by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017