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Definitions by Volga River Dinosaur

Orthodox Christian word for the day when Jesus was resurrected which is April 1st, 33AD.
It's supposed to be celebrated every year after the Jewish Passover.
Orlando: Hey, Eddie, you eat meat today?
Eddie: Nah, I'm waiting when Pascha arrives; then I'll have some.
Satan, snake, serpent, reptile, antichrist, etc.
Maria: Hey, Svetlana, would you like to be a god?
Svetlana: Nah, I wouldn't like to be a "gad" 'cause that would mean I would burn in hell after I die.
Maria: Huh?
Svetlana: "Gad" in Russian language means snake-Satan-etc. (basically enemy of Christ).
Maria: Huh?
Svetlana: Learn some Russian, Maria, eh?
Maria: Will you help me?
Svetlana: Sure.
Gad by Volga River Dinosaur May 10, 2018
Spas = Christ
I = Holy Spirit
Bog = Father

Ruski language is something special 'cause it incorporates Orthodoxy; "spasibo" means "thank you"; forgive me.