pig

adj. Large, fattie, or splifflike, esp. describing marijuana.

You will take a slow drag on a pig joint
and it will wash over you
and jah will protect you.

by Voip November 03, 2005

schmeeckle

The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.

After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!

by VoIP October 24, 2003