gliberal

Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.

There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.

by Vlad the Impaler June 13, 2007

Youngstown Shoe Shine

Puking on somebody's shoes after having drunk way too much.

Damn, Virginia was all up in my face, so I gave her a Youngstown Shoe Shine, sent her on her way.

by Vlad the Impaler March 30, 2008

Craptusi

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006