Definitions by Vlad the Impaler

Matukas

(n.) Breasts, boobs, tits.

"Get a load of the matukas on that flamfloo!"

Matukas by Vlad the Impaler March 2, 2005

Gannon (v.) 

To ask easy questions under false pretenses for partisan reasons (synonymous with "shill").

Inspired by "Jeff Gannon", the phony White House "reporter") who was recently revealed to be a fraud.

We were gannoned this afternoon, so it was no big deal.

Gannon (v.) by Vlad the Impaler February 25, 2005

Romanian handshake 

To perform fellatio or cunnilingus in an effort to secure favors or favorable treatment.

"Did you see the gymnastics judging? Somebody must've been doing the old Romanian handshake to get the scores that high."

Romanian handshake by Vlad the Impaler August 25, 2004