Definitions by Vinnie the Shark

Asshattishness 

The quality of being asshattish; churlishness

Stop this asshattishness at once, you little fucktard, or I'll stop it for you.

Asshattishness by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asshatocity 

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity

Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

Asshatocity by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asshitchery 

1) when asshats marry
2) hooking up trailers or other people via asshitch

My IQ 85 cousin's getting married and he wants me to RSVP. Wanna come to the asshitchery with me? Free cake...

Asshitchery by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Buttpluggishness 

the quality of being like a buttplug; essentially, the quality of being uncomfortable to be around or a pain in the ass.

John's a real asshat. I wish he'd lay off the all the buttpluggishness and get back to work.

Buttpluggishness by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009