Vinman7122's definitions

Minecraft YouTuber

The people that plague YouTube. They think they can make a cheap buck by posting a video with no effort at all. Most of them time, these scumbags turn out to be pedophiles or just sex offenders.

Guy: im a minecraft youtuber
Guy2: i seriously think you should commit suicide, or im gonna call the cops.

by Vinman7122 June 21, 2017

tnecniv

A spider with only seven legs, born on a leap year. This spider's mother was cursed by a russian witch by the name of hilda. A tnecniv can't eat insects and can only eat its own web. This spider can only die if it is eaten by a spider of its same species in Topeka, Kansas. When it is eaten, the cannibal spider will inplode, never to be seen again. Seeing a tnecniv will cause extremely bad luck, unless you give it a spider leg, then it will give you extremely good luck.

Guy1: "Dude, I'm scared, i think i saw a tnecniv yesterday, but I didn't have a spider leg!"
Guy2: "What?! Thats super bad luck! I don't think we should be friends anymore, for my own sake."
Guy1: "Fuck you dude."

by Vinman7122 December 8, 2016

Closos

A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.

*In text message*

1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."

by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018

Shmiby

A word you say when you have nothing else to say in a conversation, but you just have to be the funniest guy in the room no matter what.

Man 1: whats up
Man 2: you know, shmiby
Man 1: wh-what?

by Vinman7122 May 17, 2019