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Shovel Face

An ugly girl you fuck accidently when you are drunk, and your friends throw random food at her.

Dude, you brought home shovel face... thats gross! Yeah, gross!

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A dog bath is when you attempt to fit your balls into someone's a-hole. They just won't go in, much like trying to give a dog a bath.

So I was doing this girl and I tried to give her a dog bath.

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