Vern the Man 's definitions

Zitgainonthetoffle

When you have a big sore on the end of you cock.

Man one morning I woke up and the was a huge Zitgainonthetoffle on the head of my cock.

by Vern the Man January 19, 2008

rectial itch

When you are all sweaty and your (ass) itches in the crack and it is really bothering you.

Dang, After playing basketball I was sweating so much that my ass crack was itching so bad....I had a bad case of rectial itch.

by Vern the Man January 18, 2008

dawhokey

Dawhokey is the substance that is on your (dick) or finger after you have (anal),(sex).

I pulled my (cock) out of her (ass) and there was Dawhokey on it!

by Vern the Man January 16, 2008

Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.

We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.

by Vern the Man March 19, 2021