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Matt tried to explain to his 7th grade class what flannel was, but quickly realized that it is simply something one must experience for themselves.
by Veranda Collingwood March 8, 2013
Get the Flannel mug.The condition wherein one imagines someone's orgasm face during the course of a completely unrelated and innocent conversation.
Sarah was chatting with her elderly neighbor about dog grooming when her orgasmorphatism kicked in, causing her to lose her train of thought. She quickly excused herself and ran inside, shaking her head to rid herself of the picture.
John was trying to focus on the nurse's instructions for wound care, but his orgasmorphatism was making it difficult to concentrate on her words.
John was trying to focus on the nurse's instructions for wound care, but his orgasmorphatism was making it difficult to concentrate on her words.
by Veranda Collingwood October 4, 2010
Get the orgasmorphatism mug.When one partner of a past relationship adds more to the significance of the connection than was actually there.
George, seeing Jenna 10 years after high school, succumbs to relationship revision, embarrassing both himself and his erstwhile crush.
George: Wow! Its great to see you again, Jenna! I've thought about you alot over the years....how we really had something going back in high school.
Jenna (quizzical): We went to high school together??
George: Wow! Its great to see you again, Jenna! I've thought about you alot over the years....how we really had something going back in high school.
Jenna (quizzical): We went to high school together??
by Veranda Collingwood October 18, 2010
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