pervfect

An attractive guy or girl who isn't of legal age

"Hey, did you see Tommy's little sister? She looked hot today"
"Dude, she's like 17."
"yep, she's pervfect"

by Veebs March 15, 2008

Snab

To steal something undercover, like a snactch and grab, but more like a gratch and snab.

Brelyn and I were at Kismetic Brewing for her birthday, and we totally snabbed a sample glass. It was epic!

by Veebs December 10, 2023

polish farewell

When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.

"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."

by Veebs December 07, 2017