Vaxen's definitions

Giveaway Addict

Someone who is addicted to giveaway his stuff and he just can't stop doing so. A very bad addiction since a Giveaway Addict can give his girlfriend, his television, or even himself.

Carlos: Joey has a problem.
Betty: What's his problem.
Carlos: He is a giveaway addict. He couldn't stop giving everybody his things. And when he ran out of things, he gave his mother!
Betty: Wow, that's a huge problem!

by Vaxen August 21, 2014

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

fuck the phone

A sentence said when someone doesn't want to reply to the phone when it rings.

*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*

Bob: Ah shit! Fuck the phone!

by Vaxen August 19, 2014

Mr Dirty

The cousin of Mr. Clean. Instead of cleaning everything, he prefers to make everything dirty.

Mark: Did you know Mr. Clean has a cousin?
Billy Bob: No. What's his name?
Mark: Mr Dirty.

by Vaxen August 19, 2014

nintendo vs. sega

The biggest war ever.

Guy 1: Nintendo Vs. Sega. Which is best?
Guy 2: Nintendo
Guy 1: No, it's Sega!
Guy 2: It's nintendo!
Guy 1: IT'S SEGA!
Guy 2: NINTENDO!!
Guy 1: SEGA!!!!!!
etc.

by Vaxen August 18, 2014