Definitions by Vari the Vampire
Mjingo
A brain-stopping jaw dropping argument of such perfect stupidity that it is both impossible to debate with and causes a mini epileptic seizure in the brain of the better informed listener on the receiving end of such total shite.
May cause victim to shout "Mjingo!" as a way of breaking the hypnotic spell of total mind fockry and alert nearby friends to give immediate medical assistance, lest victim lapse into a coma.
Etym. Kswaihli for idiot, English word bingo.
May cause victim to shout "Mjingo!" as a way of breaking the hypnotic spell of total mind fockry and alert nearby friends to give immediate medical assistance, lest victim lapse into a coma.
Etym. Kswaihli for idiot, English word bingo.
"Why are Adiola's ears bleeding?"
"She got mjingoed. Her Bumble date Tarquin was mansplaining the relative privileges of pale stale males and black women and how he was an endangered species."
"Sounds like wedding bells..."
"She got mjingoed. Her Bumble date Tarquin was mansplaining the relative privileges of pale stale males and black women and how he was an endangered species."
"Sounds like wedding bells..."
Mjingo by Vari the Vampire August 7, 2025
Tete a tit
A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.
A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.
A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.
Tete a tit by Vari the Vampire May 21, 2024
Donkey Launch
The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??
Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
Donkey Launch by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
Split cream donut
Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
Split cream donut by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023