Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 07, 2023

Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

Ho Bro

A guy who likes to hang with women friends, in the spirit of fag hag.

Yo, is that dude with all those chicks a P.I.M.P. ?

Nah, he's a Ho Bro.

by Vari the Vampire January 13, 2020

primack

A person who tries to dress stylishly in cheap clothes. A mack attired in budget primark apparel.

Check out that dude's threads... looks swish - wait, is that a Matalan label? He's a Primack!

by Vari the Vampire January 29, 2020

Tete a tit

A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.

A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.

I can't wait to take this goddamn bra off... there's a downside to being a tete a tit!

by Vari the Vampire May 21, 2024