A sacred gift from God Himself. It comes on a variety of flavors and sweetnesses. It's usually made from grapes, but can be made with other fruits like raspberries, strawberries, cherries, apples, peaches, pears, ect. There's even wines made from a vegetable called rhubarb. Many wineries mix/match fruits to make the perfect flavors, and many have seasonal flavors for different holidays.
Man, St. Julian's has a really good red wine that's super cheap and easy to get drunk off of. One bottle of my favorite wine, and I'm fucked up.
by Vampira Andres February 21, 2025
Next to porn and horror movies, Cocomelon is one of the absolute worst things to let your child watch.
Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:
1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.
Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:
1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.
Yeh, I babysat a little girl who watched Cocomelon, and I could hardly understand anything she'd try to say. I'm not being mean when I say she needs to stop watching Cocomelon and begin going to speech therapy so people can understand her. Fuck Cocomelon!
by Vampira Andres July 12, 2023
A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.
Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.
by Vampira Andres June 23, 2023
The nickname for the worst state in the US. Crime, stupidity, wokeism, entitlement, high prices, high taxes on EVERYTHING, homelessness, and political corruption are rampant in the state that hasn't seen a Republican or Independent governor for over 50 years, which has caused crime and homelessness to ramp up. Owning a gun is damn near impossible over there because idiots believe that taking guns away from LAW ABIDING CITIZENS will solve problems instead of causing more problems.
I will never live in Californiastan. Fuck that place! If I were to move to another state, I'd move to Florida!
by Vampira Andres June 03, 2025
Slut = cockass
by Vampira Andres April 09, 2019
Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.
by Vampira Andres February 21, 2025
The worst writer in the history of the world. Known for her shitty Twilight series, her books make me sick. If you're thinking about reading Twilight, don't. It's all about some weak ass slut who's afraid of her own shadow who is also anorexic and falls in love with a "vampire". He's really just some stupid fuck who wears body glitter to be more attractive, but makes him look gay and climbs trees. Both Bella and Edward combined have the intelligence of a jellyfish (meaning that both of them have no brains). All they like to do is have sex with each other. So Stephanie Meyer is a really bad writer who can't take criticism.
Damn, I really want to send Stephanie Meyer some negative feedback.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
I'm on team Dracula if anything.
by Vampira Andres January 08, 2019