Definitions by Vag Muncher 5000

Cumtruffle 

When you jack off to food porn and your cum seems gourmet.

Richard: Where were you yesterday?
Kevin: Bro I had a cumtruffle.

Cumtruffle by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019

Nip-N-Dip 

Commonly used in hockey, this is what gnar shredders use when they have scored a goal with either a clapbomb or wrister when being tired and having to change. This phenomenon only happens when a player just tries to nip it so he/she could change.

Hey Dad, did you see my goal? It was a nip-n-dip. I got it top titties.

Nip-N-Dip by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019