VAKI5's definitions
by VAKI5 September 17, 2005
Get the schwuchtelmug. An office worker; one who works in an office and deals with forms and reports all day; one whose work is dull and without meaning.
Office workers deal with a lot of paper -- forms, reports, letters, memos, etc. And some workers simply move all that paper from one place to another, pushing the paper from desktop to drawer and back again.
Office workers deal with a lot of paper -- forms, reports, letters, memos, etc. And some workers simply move all that paper from one place to another, pushing the paper from desktop to drawer and back again.
1) I'm not sure exactly what my brother does, but I know he's a paper pusher at some huge, faceless company.
2) Ted retired to Florida after putting in 30 years as a paper pusher at Greedie Corp.
2) Ted retired to Florida after putting in 30 years as a paper pusher at Greedie Corp.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
Get the paper pushermug. An Internet sensation, the mysterious model known as Keyra and Agustina by different parties wowed many with her stunning beauty, sexy poses and bootylicious figure. The true identity of Keyra / Agustina is not known, though thousands of fans have tried to learn more about her, even creating Web sites collection theories and information.
The myterious model known as Keyra, Agustina and Julieta shot from obscure beauty to Internet icon after Howard Stern declared her behind the greatest he'd ever seen in his life.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
Get the keyramug. A pool (pocket billiards) term. The foul committed when the cue ball is struck twice. Specifically when that first little touch is followed by a reflexive jab at the cue ball. This is a portmanteau word that is, a word carrying two meanings. The stroke is a jabitzer; the cueist is also a jabitzer.
That was a jabitzer, DeWayne. Ball in hand.
by VAKI5 May 8, 2005
Get the jabitzermug. To quit.
This phrase comes from boxing. When a boxer is too beat up to continue, his coach throws a towel into the ring to signal that the fight is over.
This phrase comes from boxing. When a boxer is too beat up to continue, his coach throws a towel into the ring to signal that the fight is over.
1) The company threw in the towel after losing all of its major customers.
2) Mike 'Boom Boom' DeNola threw in the towel after three rounds. He'll probably have to spend a few days in the hospital, followed by a long convalescence in Miami.
2) Mike 'Boom Boom' DeNola threw in the towel after three rounds. He'll probably have to spend a few days in the hospital, followed by a long convalescence in Miami.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
Get the throw in the towelmug. 