ass-kisser

A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.

'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.

1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.

2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

zoot

to elude comprehension.

"That zooted me. I didn't understand it at all."

by VAKI5 May 07, 2005

HAY SHEN

A popular term for crack cocaine used mainly in the deep south although the term is catching on in the Midwest also. It's called that primarily because the pusher know that the drugs are coming to the Gulf Coast from outside of the country on small boats like the Haitians did.

by VAKI5 September 25, 2003

go to seed

To decline or fall apart; to become worn and shabby.

This phrase comes from gardening. After a plant has flowered, it falls apart, sending its seeds into the soil. As the plant dies, it 'goes to seed'.

Hicksville has gone to seed since the last time I was there.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

L.C.D.

Liquid crystal display; a technology used in monitors for notebook computers and flat screen monitors for desktop computers.

look LCD

An LCD monitor will cost you more than a traditional one.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

clink

The clink!
The name of a prison which was on Clink Street in the Southwark area of London.

I always thought that the doors of the cells went "clink" when they shut behind the prisoner. Maybe a more accurate name would be the "clang".

by VAKI5 May 09, 2005

juice-isimo

1. The juiciest
2. Delicious. (From a Spanish-language Starburst ad campaign in Southern California.)

That Minute Maid lemonade is juice-isimo.

by VAKI5 May 08, 2005