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Simpanzee 

Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.

Hamish is such a simpanzee. I seen him hook up with Felicia’s Mother.

Simpanzee by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020

Homo-shapian 

A man that used to be a homo in the past, but is shaping himself to be normal. This is normally due to peer pressure and is often used as an alternative to killing yourself.

I feel bad for Stephen. I’m glad he’s being a homo-shapian

Homo-shapian by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020