UwU crust's definitions

Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.

Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face

by UwU crust July 20, 2019

Tennessee Dipper

The sexual act of dipping your cock in a small glass of whiskey (ice is optional) and then fucking a woman

Last night i showed my wife what the Tennessee Dipper was. She was drunk off my whiskey dick.

by UwU crust March 28, 2020