Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.
Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?
by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024
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Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.
Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!
by Utter_Lozer November 09, 2024
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Haafism

Haafism is a religion centering around the merciful and all knowing god Mr Haaf, started by Elliot and spread by Liam, is who has become the new prophet. He is a benevolent and powerful being who we must please and pray too. He carries his sticky notes like weapons, and when not pleased he gives a mark, a death sentence in disguise. Praise Mr Haaf.
Me: Join Haafism. Now.
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