Definitions by Utter_Lozer

AO3 

AO3 (abbreviation of Archive Of Our Own) Is a fanfiction site thats been around for a while. It’s so, so much worse than wattpad, once you browse it you can’t go back. Horrific tags like “Lasgna as lube” “incorrect use of eyesocket” and “Rape” are strangely present. Take it from me, never read ANYTHING on AO3.

Person 1: I’m gonna read this fic on AO3!
Me: NO DON’T OH GOD-
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCJ DO YOU MEAN SMEARED THE LASAGNA AROUND HIS HOLE

AO3 by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

Mr Haaf 

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.

Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?

Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

Mr Haaf 

A heavenly geography teacher who i need to impregnate and looks like the living re-incarnation of a bear and lets us watch CNN 10

Me: Mr Haaf is looking extra breedable today..
Friend: That’s a 22 year old married man.
Me: and?

Mr Haaf by Utter_Lozer September 26, 2024