Utter_Lozer's definitions

Haafism

Haafism is a religion centering around the merciful and all knowing god Mr Haaf, started by Elliot and spread by Liam, is who has become the new prophet. He is a benevolent and powerful being who we must please and pray too. He carries his sticky notes like weapons, and when not pleased he gives a mark, a death sentence in disguise. Praise Mr Haaf.

Me: Join Haafism. Now.

by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024

Liam Nash

Liam Nash, aka Copper 4 (previously 3), aka nasher, aka Bnash, is the prophet to Haafism and by proxy the leader, he engages in the initiation ceremonies to become official members, and is one of Haafs most devoted followers. In my personal opinion something about looking at him reminds me of warrior cats and im not entirely sure why. I know your reading this Liam. I KNOW YOU SEE THIS.

Me: YES I TOLD YOU BRUH!! Can I milly rock?
Liam Nash: uhhhh idk what to put here i just needed to add the name in to be anle to upload it

by Utter_Lozer November 9, 2024

Conor

An awesome, amazing boyfriend who has these big, beautiful blue eyes and this stupid really short messy blonde hair, and really pale skin, who’s always there to listen and reassure you, and sometimes confuse you with his weird Irish language. He’s so pretty and i cry thinking about the day he dies. He’s been there with me through everything even when I was in the hospital for my OD attempt. If your reading this Hawley, I love you so so so so so much from the bottom of my heart and I hope you know that no matter what, if you killed somebody, blew up a school, or anything else worse, I would always love you. Even when my heart stops beating I will love you and think about you, WHEN I AM NOTHING BUT SOIL FOR THE MAGGOTS TO SQUIRM IN I WILL MISS YOU AND I WILL WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH YOU LONGER. <3 -Zubin

Conor: a really really sweet amazing person.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.

by Utter_Lozer October 8, 2024