Uri Bent My Cock.'s definitions

Mr Stabby

When you are on the loo about to poo but it feels like you have been on a diet of nuts, Shreddies, barbed wire and glass and it actually hurts to push it out.

"Mr Stabby came to visit this morning and I think I have shredded my colon!"

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

Fudge chomper

Fudge eater- someone who eats shit for their sexual satisfaction. Something your mum does. When your dad is out. With the turds your dog lays out.

"Dude, I think your mum is a fudge chomper, she has shit around her mouth."

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

Chuckleshuffle

To have a wank when Paul and Barry are on.

"Dude, I just walked in on your Dad having a chuckleshuffle.

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

manstruate

To be a weepy, cranky, mopey little bitch of a man just like your ex girlfriend acted once a month. Before she left you. For your Dad.

You are crying so much, is it your time of month to manstruate?

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015