Definitions by Uri Bent My Cock.

manstruate 

To be a weepy, cranky, mopey little bitch of a man just like your ex girlfriend acted once a month. Before she left you. For your Dad.

You are crying so much, is it your time of month to manstruate?

manstruate by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

Chuckleshuffle 

To have a wank when Paul and Barry are on.

"Dude, I just walked in on your Dad having a chuckleshuffle.

Chuckleshuffle by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

Fudge chomper 

Fudge eater- someone who eats shit for their sexual satisfaction. Something your mum does. When your dad is out. With the turds your dog lays out.

"Dude, I think your mum is a fudge chomper, she has shit around her mouth."

Fudge chomper by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

Mr Stabby 

When you are on the loo about to poo but it feels like you have been on a diet of nuts, Shreddies, barbed wire and glass and it actually hurts to push it out.

"Mr Stabby came to visit this morning and I think I have shredded my colon!"

Mr Stabby by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015