Definitions by Urgnant

Manguandiant

A person who's sole purpose is to serve as a provider of an orifice for use by another

Well helllooooooo Manguandiant, let's get you up those stairs

A person who's sole purpose is to serve as a container for an orifice to be used by the owner of the orifice as required

Hello Manguandiant, let's get you up those stairs 'post haste'