Urbannozzler's definitions

splash vage

When a female homosapien has a cluster of genitals that achieve an unprecedented moisture level so as to erupt a stream of discharge of such uncanny force and magnitude, that the likes of Mt Vesuvius and Niagara Falls are envious.

I am not hesitant to strongly recommend the the laying down of no less than 40 shammies if you decide to infiltrate Jessica on your couch, floor or bed. That girl is blessed with a perfect body, but FUCK it can and will get messy if her splash vage involuntarily decides to erupt! Stick with the shower.

by urbannozzler March 30, 2009

sophistifaded

A state of mind so chemically altered, twacked, thrashed up and sleep deprived that ones self and fellow on-lookers would be led to believe that one has lost all touch with reality, yet one is completely and utterly aware, on point, and charismatic and this is brilliantly showcased through each flawless thought stream, every epic verbal diatribe, and an infinite series of highly tactical maneuvers performed with fluidity and grace.

Sam: "You have been partying for a while Jack, but you seem hella on point with no signs of slowing down!"

Jack: "Obviously. Im Sophistifaded... Wanna drive cross country?"

Sam: "Only if you are driving."
Jack: "Obviously"

by Urbannozzler June 14, 2010