Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

PS Vita

A handheld that is arguably better than the 3DS but due to corporate laziness, had very little marketing and was dropped very quickly. With almost ps3 level graphics, enough power to run many android games, and ports like Bully, Gta 3, vice city and san andreas, a solid enough game catalog and a great modding community, had so much potential that was wasted due to sony working on the ps4. With some good marketing, a less rushed game catalog and more games, this easily could have surpassed the 3ds. Also if they actually implemented the rear touchpad in most games.

Collects finger prints and oil easier than anything, and is great looking, but impossible to clean the fingerprints off of.

I Love my PS vita, if only sony actually cared about it. If they cared about the PSP more, it definitely would have killed the underpowered underfeatured DS. The same is true for the Vita and 3ds. DAMN YOU SONY AND CORPORATE LAZINESS!!!!!

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025