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Nigga Watson

A black man, appearing about 30, about 5 feet and 11 inches tall, of a slightly muscular build who is an extremely powerful and cool nigga. He fights evil with his nigga blast, a shot of concentrated black fire and energy that decimates anything in its path. Nigga watson is approximately 6900 years old. You use his name when someone is super cool, or pertaining to coolness. Also just a cool ass name for usage in video games and other things. Also can be used in a way that means someone is a wannabe cool person.
Person 1: Dude did you see? I finally got poon from that hot ass girl on the dance team!

Person 2: Man, you must be Nigga Watson!
Also: Acting like you're Nigga Watson
Ok, Nigga Watson, shut up
Shut it Nigga Watson
That's why you're not Nigga Watson
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
mugGet the Nigga Watsonmug.

Akira

When someone says something so stupid you have to look at the invisible camera, and you exclaim "akira!" because it was so stupid they need to leave you alone.

Call these niggas akira, bitch, LEAVE ME ALONE
Retigga or tingletard : Dude, I'm telling you the new fortnite season is so good!
Person : I don't even play that game anymore, it fell off.
Tingle tard : No dude, they added this cool dance *fortnite dances*
Person: Akira
Retigga : Erm, what the sigm-
person: AKIRA, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *curb stomps fortnite kid*
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
mugGet the Akiramug.

Corporate laziness

When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
mugGet the Corporate lazinessmug.

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