lugie

A chunk of snot with a certain viscosity or consistency which makes it able to be spit long distances.

I just hucked a lugie on the window and it's really hanging in there...

by Urban Dictionary December 16, 2008

The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

by Urban Dictionary April 26, 2003

smoking dick for comfort.

Something the Florida Gaydors football team, as well as the Florida State and Miami Hurricanes football teams and their fans do when they lose - they smoke dick.

After the Florida Gaydors as well as the Florida State Seminoles lost their bowl games, and the Miami Hurricanes didn't even make a bowl game, they found solace in smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 20, 2008

F.a.S

Fetal Attack Squad. All members are considered gods in most small countries like, well, canada and france mostly. initiations are secret(icyhot on ur balls) but very entertaining to watch ppl scream in pain. if u want to start a branch of the F.a.S contact me at though definitions of F.a.S. All french and candian half breed french mutts are excluded from this offer because we dotn allow hardcore fairies like that in.

Chadahooch, Suzie, Rieffer, Jibbs, Joo, Kip Fu, Squeeks, Itzakadoozie, Ham-L, Pickle 5-0, Rouge Leader, and Nasty Buttler

by Urban Dictionary June 05, 2003

horrorney

Usually a result of being whorney. It is the phenomenon of waking next to someone you find extermely appalling. sometimes it will result in a quit escape and in the worst cases vomiting. Tell tale signs are waking up somewhere you don't remember being and then looking at the person next to you and being filled with a strong feeling of terror or horror.

I opened my eyes to the ladytroll and threw up in my mouth a little. My feeling of horrorney was a direct result was last nights whornney.

by Urban Dictionary February 11, 2008