Definitions by Upamonaco

Peruvian Salmon Handle 

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

Peruvian Salmon Handle by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Fottling 

The act of mixing horse urine with a cat's period blood, and then washing your hair with it

Holy shit, Cameron and his girlfriend were fottling last night

Fottling by Upamonaco August 7, 2024

Oabing 

When you shit diarrhea into a bowl, grab a paintbrush, and wipe the poo all over your chest.

"Holy Shit, he's just discovered the beautiful realm of oabing:

Oabing by Upamonaco August 7, 2024