Upamonaco's definitions

Kallving

The act of two people undergoing 69 positioned sex after they've eaten copious amounts of fish curry, so that around an hour or two in, the people start shitting explosively all over each other. After the sex, the people watch Uruguayan women's volleyball

"Hey man, you wanna do some Kallving later?"
"Sorry brah, I promised that I wouldn't"

by Upamonaco December 3, 2024

Oabing

When you shit diarrhea into a bowl, grab a paintbrush, and wipe the poo all over your chest.

"Holy Shit, he's just discovered the beautiful realm of oabing:

by Upamonaco August 7, 2024

Fottling

The act of mixing horse urine with a cat's period blood, and then washing your hair with it

Holy shit, Cameron and his girlfriend were fottling last night

by Upamonaco August 7, 2024