Upamonaco's definitions

Erebing

The act of harassing your short friend by poking him/her in the ribs with the butt-end of a badminton racket.

"Hey man, Simona was getting really mad at me yesterday when I was erebing her"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Jokamming

Pronounced "Yo Cam Ing", Jokamming is the act of sticking the post of a soccer net into the anus, followed by an african elephant stepping on the post, inserting it further into the abdominal cavity.

"Hey man, wanna go see Stephen go Jokamming next Monday?"
"Oooh yah"

by Upamonaco December 3, 2024

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024