Upamonaco's definitions

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Fottling

The act of mixing horse urine with a cat's period blood, and then washing your hair with it

Holy shit, Cameron and his girlfriend were fottling last night

by Upamonaco August 7, 2024

Oabing

When you shit diarrhea into a bowl, grab a paintbrush, and wipe the poo all over your chest.

"Holy Shit, he's just discovered the beautiful realm of oabing:

by Upamonaco August 7, 2024