St. Albert

A moderate sized town in the smack-middle of Alberta, Canada. Hated by a lot of people who don't live there. Most snobbish, stuck up bitchy kids in Alberta alone. A lot of the fuckers there make over 100,000K per annual household income combined.

Sure, okay, it can be a safe community in some spots, but oh honey it's the worst if you're a teenager or young adult. Absolutely nothing to do. Fucking Teens think they're top shit and form stupid ass cliques that won't help them later in life. You think being rich is great? Well St. Albert is for your ass then. Kids do drugs, smoke crack, roll up in their "fuck daddy's Mercedes or Porsche" and ask for money, money, money all the damn time. The people who live here don't even know what it means to be humble.

St. Albert is also VERY homophobic, transphobic, and has a SHIT-TON of racism. St. Albert people spread rumors and think they're celebrities. Fuck off twats, you're not Kayne. Nobody is the shit here, 30 years from now, they'll be begging all the rest of other city folk about how to "not be being rich and stuck up bitches" like some of the people that actually reside there.

Don't live in St. Albert, unless you want to be rich, have sex with fuck daddy's, do drugs, party and get mental health issues later in life, or waste your life on stupid shit!

"Spend your money on nothing great. Welcome to St. Albert."
St. Albert: Land of the rich, spoiled, and stuck up shitty people. Activities on site include: Blow your "daddy", "Tried crack-cocaine and almost thought I was dead and fucked my ex again", "spend 2,000$ on an outfit that has no use in real life", and many many more things that make us "great."
by UnleashTheBearz June 10, 2018
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