Unknown_CrackedAtFnaf's definitions

Goatdo

Absolute chud solos all of jjk with the most mediocre technique, Fraudta bows down to him and his massive penis.

Goatdo: Do that silly lil dance before me and Wuji no diff you
Fraudkuna and Luta: Sorry Togoat please spare us *start dancing*

by Unknown_CrackedAtFnaf November 8, 2025

Fraudshimo

The Waffled One, King of waffles, lost to cancer patient sukuna after losing to a femboy loving gambler. 0 - 2 "strongest in the verse" my ass. Caps at wall level, loses to Wuji Himtadori himself. Hid from Rya in the edo era because his aura what too tuff. Oh my oh my, king of waffles, only confirmed W is a against a holding back panda because his musty aura was so small he felt bad.

Fraudshimo, the waffled one: No beginning of series yuji! please don't solo me!
Wuji Himtadori: Do that calm luh dance before me and todo crack you while ryu watches

by Unknown_CrackedAtFnaf November 9, 2025

The_Dragon_Slayer

This fine specimen is a god at rec room (and soon to be pavlov). A "The_Dragon_Slayer" is a close friend to a Kamyar aka Unknown and cannot be beat when it comes to his finese skills, he is a finese god

Me: yoooo biker (my friend) have you heard about the sick finese stuff The_Dragon_Slayer has done today?

Biker: Ahh hell yeah i'm a huge fan of The_Dragon_Slayer! can't wait to play with him today

by Unknown_CrackedAtFnaf April 7, 2021

Boros

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Boros… king, my supreme goat. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your flawless innumerable wins demonstrating your might. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to see you go. You had a rough time on your planet, but you never gave up training. You are even amazing off the battlefield, you're a great leader, sometimes I even call you daddy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day stop fighting. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and fulfilled my life over the years. I remember when I first saw someone scale you to multi continental, and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I found your first upscale, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to get the respect you deserved. Then allas, your agenda started spreading, and finally many people put respect on your name. When I first saw your billions of times ftl scale I started crying tears of joy. I love you my glorious king, Boros. 🥰❤️🫶🏽

Boros: I'm gonna boros all over the place
Goatama: Shit! if he starts to boros the entire verse will get one-shot!

by Unknown_CrackedAtFnaf November 9, 2025

Devine_Purpose22

Devine, where do I even begin. There's so many ways to insult you that it's difficult to choose the best ones. Normally I'd say say that wisdom chases you but you run faster, but in your case wisdom runs in the opposite direction. You're so stupid that agreeing with you is considered a challenge. If all the humans had your level of intelligence we would still be going around naked with sticks and stones. Your arguments are so bad that they literally debunk your own claims, you even managed to lose a debate before it even started. You ask people to debate unfair match ups to then disappear when they accept. If stupidity was a person it wouldn't be you, because your intelligence level is so low it's beyond the concept of stupidity. Your name being Devine_purpose makes me think that God's only mission it to annoy the fuck out of me.

To sum this up, fuck you Devine
Sincerely, Jacopo

Devine_Purpose22: Jacopo please don't boros all over me
Jacopo: Take this dick young one *viciously cracks*

by Unknown_CrackedAtFnaf November 9, 2025

Yuta

The fraudulent one, goat of frauds, has a preschooler girlfriend and needs to bully suicidal teenage boys to aura farm.

Wuji Himtadori: Yuta beat that grade 2 curse without your underaged girlfriend
Luta Fraudkkotsu: No king Wuji please don't no diff me while dicking me down and my preschooler wife watches

by Unknown_CrackedAtFnaf November 8, 2025

Wuji Himtadori

Held back against fraud yuta because he wanted him to look good in front of his 7 year old girlfriend. Ragebaited the king of frauds, the fraudulent one, fraudkuna, before blobifying and ragebaiting him some more. Absolute GOAT who surpassed Gojo and kept his mysterious aura 70 years into the future.

Wuji Himtadori and GOATdo: what kind of woman is your type?
Luta Fraudkkotsu: minors
GOATji and ToGOAT: aw hell nah gang

by Unknown_CrackedAtFnaf November 8, 2025