Definitions by Unibrowser

HawkFisting 

The act of using the fist of you buddy named “Hawk” to fist the sister of another buddy.

Matt: “Hey Greg, can we borrow you Silverado? Your sister is trashed a d says she really wants a HawkFisting”

Greg: “Fuck you, Matt! Fist my sister with your own fist.”

HawkFisting by Unibrowser January 8, 2024

Lofgreencocked 

The soreness of Matt and Ryan’s penis after being spatchcocked by their art teacher simultaneously.

Jesus Matt, my wiener is so Lofgreencocked after Kai jerked us off with that spatula in art class today.

I know, Ryan. He came down on our wieners like a Hawk!

Lofgreencocked by Unibrowser January 24, 2023