Definitions by Uncle Tes
Alex
Usually a mexican drug dealer known for selling carts to 7th graders and eating tacos. He likes to play soccer and says the n word more often then he goes to class. He is like this because when he was just a little burrito, he was dropped over the border which helped him lose his eye sight. Now he lives as a four eyed fuck and his very existence breaks the stereotype that all people with glasses are smart.