Definitions by Uncle Eddie 985

Linn County Lincoln Log 

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

Linn County Lincoln Log by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

Missouri Mud Pie 

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

Missouri Mud Pie by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025