Uncle Bulgaria Luvva's definitions

closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

bubblebabe

single gorgeous friend in a bubble during rona

No one is ever just a friend in your bubble, a bubblebabe is much more appealing

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Hoochinoo

Name for your gay friend who drinks to oblivion and does outrageous things.

David, you are as drunk as a skunk again and up to no good, such a Hoochinoo

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better

Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

twatoid

Describes someone who acts like a dick and doesn’t care

Rick, leaves his shit around all the fffing time, he is such a twatoid.

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Pinky bits

Used to describe female genitalia, pinky bacon hangers

Hubby: them damn fine pinky bits woman, sit on my face

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

Titty typist

Working from home naked during rona, Woman with big ass droopy tits whose nipples type faster than her fingers

Wow Carly, that was a quick reply to my email, you is the bestest titty typist ever!

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020