Definitions by Uncanny

I table 

When a person thinks hes a table (something really common)

Me:hey timmy how ya doing?
Timmy:i prefer not to be called "timmy" i table now.

I table by Uncanny April 23, 2022

I table 

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".

Me:hi who are you?
Table:i table

I table by Uncanny April 23, 2022

marines 

a person who thinks they are special for doing dangerous, usually fruitless tasks; cannon fodder.

it seems like a lost cause, send in the marines and see what happens.

marines by uncanny September 18, 2006