3 definitions by Uncanny

I table

When a person thinks hes a table (something really common)

Me:hey timmy how ya doing?
Timmy:i prefer not to be called "timmy" i table now.

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".

Me:hi who are you?
Table:i table

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

marines

a person who thinks they are special for doing dangerous, usually fruitless tasks; cannon fodder.

it seems like a lost cause, send in the marines and see what happens.

by Uncanny September 17, 2006