Sheets that are meant to be dirtied!
Harley: Babe, I am making the bed with the clean sheets so fuck off.
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?
by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! December 01, 2021
A curse word that can and is used in basically any context. Although if you want the deeper meaning just say the fucking word and you’ve got your answer.
Bro 1: You mother fucker!
Bro 2: I wish.
Bro 1: The fuck you just say!
Bro 2: Do you know how much MILF porn I watch? It’s a real fantasy for me, man. You see, moms have experience and experience is never a bad thing. Oh the things I would do to fuck a hot mom. Mmmm… fuck yes!
Bro 1: What the fuck man! You are a real piece of work!
Bro 2: You think I don’t know that but who gives a damn. No sense in hiding my fucked up sense of humor. In fact I think you like it. I am like Deadpool off screen without the cool powers, count yourself lucky I have blessed you with my presence.
Bro 2: I wish.
Bro 1: The fuck you just say!
Bro 2: Do you know how much MILF porn I watch? It’s a real fantasy for me, man. You see, moms have experience and experience is never a bad thing. Oh the things I would do to fuck a hot mom. Mmmm… fuck yes!
Bro 1: What the fuck man! You are a real piece of work!
Bro 2: You think I don’t know that but who gives a damn. No sense in hiding my fucked up sense of humor. In fact I think you like it. I am like Deadpool off screen without the cool powers, count yourself lucky I have blessed you with my presence.
by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! December 01, 2021
Bro 1: Fuck man, look at those shelf tits!!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.
Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!
Bro 2: What the fuck are shelf tits?!?
Bro 1: They are tits that could act as a shelf dumb ass. You know when your hand accidentally misses their shoulder and instead lands on their tits and it’s like a shelf. Those are shelf tits, big tits that don’t sag.
Bro 2: Oh I get it, I am coining that term now. And dude your hand never accidentally misses their shoulder, your in denial if you think that.
Bro 1: Hey don’t coin my term man it’s mine. And I am happy staying in denial. More shelf tits for me!
by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! December 01, 2021