by UltimateDoge July 11, 2024
You are either a cis male, cis female, trans woman or a trans man. In summary, you are either a male or femalem You can't just claim you are some other gender which doesn't exist because that's like saying that I identify as a dragon (a mythical creature), even though in reality I'm a human. Non-Binary or any other gender which falls under that umbrella is a myth.
by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022
What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
SJW: All white people are racist
Logical person: That's like saying I'm a murderer because I'm a male, what have you been smoking?
SJW: OMG racist!
Logical person: Do you want another puff?
SJW: OMG SUPER RACIST!
Logical person: That's like saying I'm a murderer because I'm a male, what have you been smoking?
SJW: OMG racist!
Logical person: Do you want another puff?
SJW: OMG SUPER RACIST!
by UltimateDoge August 12, 2021
Great NWOBHM band who emerged during the same era as Iron Maiden and Judas Priest. Their style is similar to both of those bands, however closer to Judas Priest I would say and many of their songs are tuned half a step down to get a heavier sound.
Saxon rules
by UltimateDoge November 14, 2023
Something YouTube doesn't believe in as they delete comments which go against their communist, marxist and SJW agenda.
I just dissed Communist China and my comment got deleted after 18 seconds of posting. So much for freedom of speech. 🙄
by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022