Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Why Are We Still Here...Just to Suffer
What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.
Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*
Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."
America: *Elects Creepy Joe*
Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."
Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."
America: *Elects Creepy Joe*
Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."
Why Are We Still Here...Just to Suffer by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021
Nyctophobia
An extreme fear of darkness. It is believed to be caused by the brain's imagination running wild, causing an overly enhanced perception of what nightmarish things may be lurking in the shadows. As such, it is common in overthinkers.
*Knocking*
"Who the hell knocks on someone's door at 12AM?! Can you go see who it is?"
"N-no...."
"Why not?"
"I-I have nyctophobia..."
"Oh, come on. Man up. Nothing's gonna hap-"
"THERE'S DEMONS IN THE DARKNESS! THEY'RE WAITING TO AMBUSH ME!"
"OK, I'll go. But first thing in the morning, you're seeing a therapist."
"Who the hell knocks on someone's door at 12AM?! Can you go see who it is?"
"N-no...."
"Why not?"
"I-I have nyctophobia..."
"Oh, come on. Man up. Nothing's gonna hap-"
"THERE'S DEMONS IN THE DARKNESS! THEY'RE WAITING TO AMBUSH ME!"
"OK, I'll go. But first thing in the morning, you're seeing a therapist."
Nyctophobia by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
Blanket Leg Demon
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
Blanket Leg Demon by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
The World's Hardest Game
One of the most notorious Flash games of all time.
You are a red square. You must get from Point A to Point B, getting all the coins along the way. Sounds simple?
What if we added a bunch of insta-kill blue circles that move insanely fast in crazy patterns that are extremely hard to memorize? And by the way, you also have to formulate a strategy to get around those damned circles and then execute said strategy, which can be next to impossible unless you have a lot of patience. Have fun!
You are a red square. You must get from Point A to Point B, getting all the coins along the way. Sounds simple?
What if we added a bunch of insta-kill blue circles that move insanely fast in crazy patterns that are extremely hard to memorize? And by the way, you also have to formulate a strategy to get around those damned circles and then execute said strategy, which can be next to impossible unless you have a lot of patience. Have fun!
Despite the frustrating nature of The World's Hardest Game, it was quite well-received, to the point that it received three sequels. There has also been quite a few people who have managed to complete all four games in the series without dying a single time.
The World's Hardest Game by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
Driving Normally In GTA
"I got so bored yesterday, I started driving normally in GTA."
"Damn dude, me too. We should hang out sometime."
"Damn dude, me too. We should hang out sometime."
Driving Normally In GTA by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
Mexican Word of the Day
A joke where a person slurs a word into a sentence on a picture of a stereotypical Mexican man.
The format goes:
"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"
"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"
The format goes:
"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"
"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"
Mexican Word of the Day: Deliver
My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.
My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.
Mexican Word of the Day by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021