Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Blanket Leg Demon
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
Blanket Leg Demon by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
The World's Hardest Game
One of the most notorious Flash games of all time.
You are a red square. You must get from Point A to Point B, getting all the coins along the way. Sounds simple?
What if we added a bunch of insta-kill blue circles that move insanely fast in crazy patterns that are extremely hard to memorize? And by the way, you also have to formulate a strategy to get around those damned circles and then execute said strategy, which can be next to impossible unless you have a lot of patience. Have fun!
You are a red square. You must get from Point A to Point B, getting all the coins along the way. Sounds simple?
What if we added a bunch of insta-kill blue circles that move insanely fast in crazy patterns that are extremely hard to memorize? And by the way, you also have to formulate a strategy to get around those damned circles and then execute said strategy, which can be next to impossible unless you have a lot of patience. Have fun!
Despite the frustrating nature of The World's Hardest Game, it was quite well-received, to the point that it received three sequels. There has also been quite a few people who have managed to complete all four games in the series without dying a single time.
The World's Hardest Game by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
No Life
No Life by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
Driving Normally In GTA
"I got so bored yesterday, I started driving normally in GTA."
"Damn dude, me too. We should hang out sometime."
"Damn dude, me too. We should hang out sometime."
Driving Normally In GTA by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
Mexican Word of the Day
A joke where a person slurs a word into a sentence on a picture of a stereotypical Mexican man.
The format goes:
"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"
"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"
The format goes:
"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"
"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"
Mexican Word of the Day: Deliver
My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.
My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.
Mexican Word of the Day by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
Wheels
A derogatory term for someone who uses a wheelchair.
It originates from the true final mission of Grand Theft Auto V (Deathwish/The Third Way). After escaping the ambush at the foundry, Franklin calls Lester. When he asks if "The other one" (Trevor) is alright, he angrily calls Lester "Wheels."
It originates from the true final mission of Grand Theft Auto V (Deathwish/The Third Way). After escaping the ambush at the foundry, Franklin calls Lester. When he asks if "The other one" (Trevor) is alright, he angrily calls Lester "Wheels."
Franklin: "Listen, I got you on speakerphone Lester."
Lester: "Oh. Did Mike make it?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'm here."
Lester: "And the other one?"
Trevor: "I'll see you put in the ground, wheels!"
Lester: "Uh-huh."
Lester: "Oh. Did Mike make it?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'm here."
Lester: "And the other one?"
Trevor: "I'll see you put in the ground, wheels!"
Lester: "Uh-huh."
Wheels by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
Lead Foot
"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."
Lead Foot by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021