Definitions by USSR but with more communism

sorefawn

that one guy who always bails out at the last minute for the stupidest reasons

"i'm not coming today, i have to clean my fridge"
"of course you do, you sorefawn"

A person who's never in school/work, usually for dumb reasons that make little sense

Have you seen James?
Nah he's not in again, he's a sorefawn after all