USAF Cadet 's definitions

wick-gasm

A wick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off with a lighted wick up his ssshole and told to "Suck Dick" and swallow another dude's cum before the burning wick scortches his boy-hole.

Matt made me have a wick-gasm -- he made me jack off and suck his dick and make him cum before the burning wick hit my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

Peeping Tom

A Peeping Tom is a guy who likes to watch other dudes having boy-sex or jacking off while he beats his own meat.

I'm still a Peeping Tom - I like to watch other cadets jack off and cum!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

laptop cumgasm

A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.

Last night, I had a messy laptop cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink is where a guy's fingers are when he grabs a girl's pussy.

Yeah, I had One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink when I was out pussy-snatching!

by USAF Cadet March 3, 2021

bum-bandit

A bum-bandit is a homosexual male in the UK, because guys like to fuck other guys in their lower boy-hole.

Greg is a real bum-bandit -- he'll fuck any young dude that moves!

by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021

scum

scum is a guy's cum

I love Matt's scum!

by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021

wank

To wank means to jack off.

I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!

by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021