USAF Cadet 's definitions

01 Aug 21

01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.

Well, it's 01 Aug 21 and The Donald hasn't been reinstated -- hahahahaha!

by USAF Cadet August 2, 2021

dark-gasm

A dark-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he has a cumgasm in the dark.

I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.

Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

woodie

A woodie is an insistent boner.

I often get a spontaneous woodie!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

Cum-Kleen

Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.

I've got a box of Cum-Kleen packets to clean myself up after I blow my load.

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021

banana-bate

To banana-bate is to jack off using a banana skin to masturbate your dick.

Ooh! Fresh bananas -- I think I'll banana-bate!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is what a guy gets if he fucks an asshole shortly after any other guy has plowed and seeded it when he juiced in the fuckee's tube.

Matt doesn't like Sloppy Seconds, so when some of our friends drop by our room, he insists on being the first to juice himself in my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 1, 2021