Jack-Off Plea

A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".
Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
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stubby

A stubby is a short, fat dick.
I tried to suck this dude with a stubby at the gloryholes, but I couldn't even get the head of his dick in my mouth, so I just licked his c-spot until he blew his load!
by USAF Cadet June 14, 2021
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banana cream-pie

A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.
Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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brat-fuck

A brat-fuck is when your hot cadet roomie fucks you with a bratwurst and makes you eat it after you have a cumgasm.
Chris gave me a brat-fuck last night and made me eat the thing afterward!
by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020
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raw liver

raw liver is what a lot of teenage boys use to masturbate with.
When I was a teenager, I used a piece of raw liver to masturbate with.
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
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freeball-accident

One freeball-accident is sitting on your own nuts.
Damn! I just had a freeball-accident!
by USAF Cadet November 05, 2020
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cock-strap

A cock-strap is a leather strap that a guy puts around his cock & balls to keep his nuts from receding, thereby prolonging the time it takes to have a cumgasm. It also makes a guy's dick rock-hard.
Matt, my cadet roomie, gave me a cock-strap for my birthday!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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