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two elephants in the room

two elephants in the room means for a guy to have two massive dicks in his asshole.
Last night, Matt and a friend gave me a double-dicking, and it felt like I had two elephants in the room!
by USAF Cadet September 5, 2021
mugGet the two elephants in the roommug.

face-paint

To face-paint a guy, a dude gives a fellow cadet gay bukkake - splashing his nut-juice all over the cadet's face.
They want to give me gay bukkake and face-paint me!
by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021
mugGet the face-paintmug.

cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
mugGet the cardboard toilet paper tubemug.

piss gag

A piss gag is a device used in some BD/SM/Water Sports circles. I has a mouth hole in it to accommodate a guy's dick so when he sticks his cock through it and pisses, you, with his cock in your mouth, have to swallow it all.
Matt and some of us other cadets went to a gay bath-house, and some of them wanted me to wear a piss gag. I did -- and then they took turns sticking their dicks in my mouth and pissing -- I had to swallow it all -- I was pissing out their piss all night!
by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021
mugGet the piss gagmug.

cum-pool

A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.
I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
mugGet the cum-poolmug.

backdoor daisy-chain

A backdoor daisy-chain is a sexual maneuver where three or more guys fuck each other in their assholes simultaneously.
Ben and Joe came to our pod the other night, and we ended up having a backdoor daisy-chain -- I got to be in a middle position - fucking and being fucked at the same time.
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
mugGet the backdoor daisy-chainmug.

rub one out

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.
Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
mugGet the rub one outmug.

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