USAF Cadet 's definitions

freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

guys and their dicks

guys and their dicks is what I think about all day

I'm gay -- guys and their dicks are always on my mind!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

cum-holes

cum-holes are a guy's mouth and asshole.

My roomie, Matt, uses both my cum-holes every day!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

bung-hole

A bung-hole is a guy's boi-pussy.

Matt came back from the gym and wanted to fuck my bung-hole!

by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

cum-sucker

A cum-sucker is a guy who goes to "Lover's Lane" type places looking for discarded condoms full of cum and squeezes every drop of somebody's dick-juice into his mouth and swallows.

As teenagers, my friends and I used to jack off in a condom and then drop them off on Grand View Drive so the cum-suckers would find them and eat our juice!

by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

Profile in Courage

A Profile in Courage is Mitch Fuckin' McConnell.

Yeah, Mitch ... a real Profile in Courage ... just look how he voted in the SECOND impeachment trial of tRumpty!

by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

lube-gasm

A lube-gasm is a masturbation preference that guys make when they jack off - to rub their weenie bare-handed or to use a lube. Since I'm cut high & tight, I like using something slick to stroke off with.

I usually have a lube-gasm when I beat off by myself because I'm cut high & tight!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021