USAF Cadet 's definitions

chad

A chad is the area between a guy's asshole and his nut-sack.

When I rim Matt, I like to smell and lick his chad too!

by USAF Cadet June 17, 2021

Penalty Box

A Penalty Box is a large cardboard box with dick-sized holes on all sides that guys can stick their cocks in so they can get sucked off or fuck the assholes of other guys.

I had to spend three hours in the Penalty Box sucking dicks, getting fucked in my butt-hole, or getting spit-roasted by my soccer team-mates because they said I lost the game!

by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021

Seventh Heaven

Seventh Heaven is the seventh longgg and cumtastic blow-job and cumgasm you have after you've taken 300mg of Viagra, smoked some Maui Wowie, snorted some cocaine, rubbed some "delay" cream on your dick, and then pass out at the gay baths so you can do it again when you wake up.

Hey Matt -- I'm going to the gay baths - wanna cum and see if we can't find Seventh Heaven?

by USAF Cadet October 30, 2020

Turd-Slime

Turd-Slime is what MAGAts feed on.

Now that tRumpty is gone, at least the worst of the Turd-Slime is gone!

by USAF Cadet January 22, 2021

jaw-breaker

A jaw-breaker is a huge dick.

Wow! That cadet from the second squadron has a real jaw-breaker -- I could only lick his cum-slit because I couldn't even get his throbbing knob in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

fistee

A fistee is the bottom-boy who takes another dudes fist up his ass while he jacks off.

Some of my fellow cadets want me to be the fistee in a fist-fuck session, but I said NO WAY -- you're not going to stretch my tight pink hole!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

tickle-corner

A tickle-corner is the folded sheet that my cadet roomie uses to tickle my nuts to make me have a cumgasm.

Oh shit! You're using that tickle-corner and I'm gonna cum!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020