toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

His Imminence

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."

Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.

I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.

I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021

shoot a bucket

To shoot a bucket means to cum a lot, at least on the first cumgasm you have.

I always shoot a bucket the first time I jack off!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

oral

oral refers to a guy who gets his sexual gratification by sucking dick.

I'm an oral guy -- I like sucking dick!

by USAF Cadet July 02, 2021

glory-hole tokens

glory-hole tokens are quarter-like coins used to buy time in a glory-hole booth, and used by cadets to play cards with. We use them whenever we need a blowjob in Colorado Springs.

Matt and I won at cards last Friday night, and we decided to use some of our glory-hole tokens to get blowjobs!

by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021